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An everyday staple, the regular t-shirt is the workhorse of your wardrobe. An easy-wearing unisex fit makes the regular tee perfect for every body, and with combed ring spun cotton they have mid-weight fabric & an extra-comfortable feel. More Product Information & Size Chart

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Retired serial killer Edwyn Stoffgruppen is in love with Virginia, a girl he “met online.” Her affection quiets his vile urges.
Together, they tour the back roads of America in their LTD Crown Vic, eating doughnuts and enjoying their insatiable appetites for each other. Life is good...until a Louisiana billionaire kidnaps Virginia, forcing Edwyn to kill again in exchange for her freedom.
And the twist to all of this? Virginia is a sex doll.

Writer DOUG WAGNER teams up with artists DANIEL HILLYARD and LAURA MARTIN for a chilling new crime series that ROBERT KIRKMAN (THE WALKING DEAD) reviewed as: “This is the weirdest s**t I've ever read. I love it!”

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Regular T-Shirt
Chest SizeInchesCentimeters
S34"-36"86-91
M37"-40"94-102
L41"-44"104-112
XL45"-48"114-122
2XL48"-50"122-127
3XL50"-52"127-132
4XL52"-55"132-140
5XL56"-60"141-152

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